Gifts for Men | “Jetsons” Space Saver pyramid toaster

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The Jacob Bromwell Pyramid Toaster lets your guy toast bread the way real men toasted bread when pioneers pushed westward across the frontier — only he can do it without getting tuberculosis and an Indian arrow through the neck.

He may be on the campsite or simply weathering the storm through an emergency, but if your guy needs toast — if he JUST CAN’T GET through another 24 hours without some delicious, golden brown toast —

the pyramid toaster is essential and tops of survival gifts for men list.

He can make perfect toast anywhere, without electricity, using an open flame, campfire wood or a wood-burning stove. The pyramid toaster is constructed the same way, using the same materials, as it was 200 years ago. When the British torched the White House during the War of 1812, and James Madison had to go hide in the woods, this is how he ate toast.

And why wouldn’t he?

It toasts completely and evenly, it comes with a crumb catcher, it’s 100 percent portable and it wouldn’t set his ridiculous Amadeus wig on fire.

You guy is a man’s man. He can survive on the bare essentials — but let’s not pretend that those essentials don’t include warm, crumbly toast.

 

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Andrew Lisa

Andrew Lisa is a freelance writer living in Los Angeles. Over the course of his life, he has received a mountain of gifts that were unusable, ugly, impractical and otherwise unforgivably disappointing. Many of the people who bought these gifts were decent and well-meaning human beings. They weren't bad people, they were just bad shoppers. All they needed was a little guidance and direction when picking out that perfect something for that special someone. He does not want your guy to suffer as he has suffered.