The Force Is Strong – Self Stirring Coffee Mug

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“Star Wars” junkies purchase more memorabilia than fans of any other franchise in the history of cinema. Yes, “Star Trek” franchise, even more than you. Yes, more than you, too, “James Bond” franchise. Seriously, “Mannequin” and “Mannequin 2”? Are you really even asking? 

Moving on…

“Star Wars” nerds like your guy can never have enough plastic man-boy merchandise. You’re looking for something to buy your guy. That’s where we come in — and we come with a Darth Vader coffee mug that stirs itself.

It features the classic image of Padmé Amidala’s baby daddy (because if James Earl Jones had a son, he would look like Mark Hamill) and the phrase “The Force Is Strong With This One.” That’s a double entendre, you see. “Strong” like coffee, but also, the force is strong with him because THE COFFEE IS STIRRING ITSELF!

That’s right, stirring itself.

Every morning your guy can pretend that he’s channeling the Force and stirring the coffee with his mind.

Some days, he might choose to pretend that it’s not even coffee in the mug at all, but that he’s drinking Dagobah System swamp water that actually touched Yoda. Did you hear that?! TOUCHED YODA!!

Wait, that fantasy isn’t real — but this coffee mug is. And it’s awesome. And it stirs itself. And, Darth Vader.

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Andrew Lisa

Andrew Lisa is a freelance writer living in Los Angeles. Over the course of his life, he has received a mountain of gifts that were unusable, ugly, impractical and otherwise unforgivably disappointing. Many of the people who bought these gifts were decent and well-meaning human beings. They weren't bad people, they were just bad shoppers. All they needed was a little guidance and direction when picking out that perfect something for that special someone. He does not want your guy to suffer as he has suffered.