Gifts for Men | Vinyl Record Care Kit – Show Your Records Some Love

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Record-Breaking Gifts for Men. Not!

Poorly maintained records sound so bad when they’re played that the expression “you sound like a broken record” is reserved specifically for the most annoying people on Earth. That’s why some of our best gifts for men are anything but record-breaking.

Your guy has more wax than a candlemaker (I know. That’s a horrible joke, but it was either that or a hobo’s ear). His collection of vinyl is his pride and joy, but he thinks he can get away with cleaning his records with the same stuff he uses to clean his CDs.

Wrong! These two types of cleaning systems are not one in the same.

True, both records and CDs play music and they’re both shaped like circles. But the same could be said about Aretha Franklin and Jack Black, and you wouldn’t consider them interchangeable, would you?

The RCA RD-1006 Discwasher Vinyl Record Care System is like a full-body massage for your guy’s records. The cleaning fluid removes surface dirt and dust without scratching, and the high-end microfiber pad gently brings his LPs back to their gleaming, shining glory.

When he’s done with his audio makeover, his records will look so good that he’ll be able to continue pretending needle-on-grooved-wax audio technology wasn’t rendered obsolete by the arrival of 8-track tapes during the Nixon Administration.

 

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Andrew Lisa

Andrew Lisa is a freelance writer living in Los Angeles. Over the course of his life, he has received a mountain of gifts that were unusable, ugly, impractical and otherwise unforgivably disappointing. Many of the people who bought these gifts were decent and well-meaning human beings. They weren't bad people, they were just bad shoppers. All they needed was a little guidance and direction when picking out that perfect something for that special someone. He does not want your guy to suffer as he has suffered.