Hand-Woven Horse Hair Belt

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Horse hair: It’s not just for weave jokes made by stand-up comedians on BET anymore.

The moment your guy puts on this belt, which is hand woven from horse’s hair and mane, he instantly turns into John Wayne — only he didn’t make 87 of the same terrible movie.

Completely handmade in the old cowboy tradition, no tools or looms are used in the fabrication of these classic belts, which include antique nickel finish and 13 oz saddle leather trim.

Although no horses were harmed in the making of these belts, several were inconvenienced and will probably bite you if they see you wearing it. Always made in the USA, these belts are as American as the long tradition of guys who work in air conditioned offices wearing cowboy gear to appear rugged and masculine.

Textured, rustic and all-around awesome, this belt is one of a kind. You have to buy it. It would be wrong not to. Do you have any idea how hard it was for us to get Seabiscuit into a barber’s chair?

 

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Andrew Lisa

Andrew Lisa is a freelance writer living in Los Angeles. Over the course of his life, he has received a mountain of gifts that were unusable, ugly, impractical and otherwise unforgivably disappointing. Many of the people who bought these gifts were decent and well-meaning human beings. They weren't bad people, they were just bad shoppers. All they needed was a little guidance and direction when picking out that perfect something for that special someone. He does not want your guy to suffer as he has suffered.